Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 16 February 2012

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Tevez caught hopping on a plane to Buenos Aires and now he's back for more!

South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course.

But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruining England's pride and joy; players from the mafia jungles of Uruguay, Colombia, Venezuela, etc, have also been infiltrating the game and the clubs are fooling for this massive scam.

One only has to observe the movements of "slimy Suarez" and "Tosser Tevez" to understand that things just aint right anymore. Premier clubs are throwing millions at these "slime balls" and their agents and they are bleeding the English game dry. Nearly every Premier league has at least one of these South American money pirannhas and none of them have improved the English game whatsoever.

The antics of self named "billionaire" Senor Tevez are beyond belief and he even has had the audacity to admit to hate England, but loves the millions Man City are poking up his backside. Suarez, the Uruguayan blood sucker: well enough said about his unbelievable and disgraceful behaviour.

Not even any over-paid, expensive Brazilians have made any impact on the English game, but they certainly have been given enough dosh. A normal working class English footy fan would have to work all his life and still not earn as much as some of these monkeys do in a year. Remember Mr Robinho, Kleberson or Argy flop, Juan Sebastian Veron??

The South American mafia have been taking the piss and buckets of money out of the English game and now it is time to ban them all and put them on a Banana boat back to where they came from or flog em to Barcelona; but they wouldn't touch Tevez or Suarez, etc, with a barge pole!

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