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Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Fears have arisen today about what would happen if Harry Redknapp, self confessed "ungreediest man in Britain" should encounter his arch nemesis and the most lazy and greediest bastard alive , Carlos Tevez, in the confines of a football stadium.

Prof Stephen Hawking has even made some calculations and from his results he is able to confirm that if Harry and Carlos were in the same stadium their forces would pull them together and the resultant meeting of the two would cause a giant explosion, killing anyone nearby.

Using the same theories used for the behaviour of matter and anti-matter, the professor was even able to calculate how large the explosion would be and he even suggested that it could create the elusive Higgs Bosun particle in the centre circle.

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