Written by Buck E Filbert
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Wednesday, 15 February 2012

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Another disappoointed half time viewer

The NFL selection committee has booked The Village People to perform at the halftime show in 2013's Superbowl. Some people have been debating the sanity of the people booking the halftime show in recent years saying their acts don't represent the macho factor of the game fairly. To this the committee says, Lets gay it up Sally!

Revi Gayland one of the selection committee reps said, "we need to be politically correct and make sure all walks of life are represented in the half time show", some would say this is pretty ridicules considering about 0.000014 percent of the viewing audience is bisexual or gay. With that overwhelming percentage of course their needs should rule the other 99.86 of the viewers.

Hollywood's gay mafia has major muscle in the decision making process in tinsel town. One well known talent agent volunteered. "without the gay mafia how would we get our double frap a goo goos in the mornings. Who would make our reservations at the hot spots? No,,you don't mess with the gay mafia".

The hetro viewers are banding together to rally for other acts for next years show. Some of their acceptable acts include Insane Clown Posse, NWA, Charred Walls of the Dammed, Megadeath or Miley Cyrus.

Viewers feel as though the scales were tipped way too much in one direction this year and want next years performance to be equally tipped in the opposite direction.

But for now it looks like a Village People kinda show. YMCA!

From beautiful Sunset and Vine in downtown Hollywood Ca. 90028


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