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Saturday, 11 February 2012

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Once the end credits rolled and the Superbowl went to the NY Giants a lot of the viewers felt somehow different.

Superbowl XLVI had many hetro males in the audience reeling from all the gayness in the game this year. First it was the David Beckham under ware ad. The cameras panned up and down a bare Beckham clad only in his briefs. Then it was Roman soldiers parading across the field to Madonna's dance music.

One viewer said, "who exactly was that Beckham ad targeting? Not hetro males that's for sure, we wouldn't buy them spicifically because of that ad. The women, don't think so, they barely watch the game at all. So who was it for. The 0.0000019th percent of gay Superbowl watchers"?

Not only were the hetro contingency turned off by that shorts ad but Madonna for the half time show? How un-macho can you get. Not only Madonna but the Gay Mens Choir as back up singers. They could have selected The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, ACDC or a bevy of other guy bands but it was not in the cards. Next year look forward to The Village People doing YMCA.

After the halftime was over one expected to see both teams come out onto the field and give each other oral favors before starting play.

One can almost hear the meeting at the ad agency responsible for the Beckham ad. Members of the Gay Mafia at the ad agency,"well we just have to get David in an ad just in his underware. How hott is that"?

It has been estimated that over 10,000 marriages will fail because of all the closeted husbands that will come out over the Superbowl this year.

Hands down this year was the ultra gayest Superbowl to date. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


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