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Thursday, 9 February 2012

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Tom Brady has told his receivers that he will be sending each one a case of their favorite wine.

INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17.

The teammate spoke on grounds of anonymity with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly and informed him that Brady was shocked to hear his wife use the "F" word, especially since just less than 24 hours before she had asked Patriot fans to pray that her husband's team win the Super Bowl and kick the New York Giants all the way back to the Big Apple.

The New England quarterback reportedly remarked to a close teammate that he really wishes that his 5-foot-11-inch wife, Gisele who models bras, pantyhose, socks, and ear muffs, had stayed at their home and watched the game on their 97-inch Big Screen Tri-Dimensional, Smell-O-Vision Television.

Brady said that he has never been more embarrassed in his entire life. He added that he was even more embarrassed at his wife's post Super Bowl comments than he was the time back in November of 2007 when he ran onto the football field in Dallas and looked down and noticed that he had forgotten to put on his football pants.

Rufus Reno did manage to have a few words with Brady's wife, a native of Brazil's Rain Forest, and stated that she has the quickest and hottest temper of any woman that he has ever known and that includes Naomi "The Wicked Witch" Campbell, Joy "Hot Peppers" Behar, and Madonna "The Material Grandma."

SIDENOTE: Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that Tom Brady has personally called each one of his receivers and expressed his sincerest apologies to each one. He assured them that Gisele Bundchen-Brady will never again make such a stupid, out-of-line comment again. He then told them that he will be sending each one of them a case of their favorite wine, a $5,000 gift certificate to Home Depot, and a personal check for $20,000.

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