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Monday, 6 February 2012

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Pakistan wrapped up a three-nil series whitewash over England in Dubai today.

The result leaves England, the best test side in the world since last summer's series against India, in danger of being overhauled by South Africa.

While inquests have already begun in the media and behind closed doors at Lord's, one expert has thoroughly enjoyed England's humiliation at the hands of the world's fifth best team.

"Oh my, it's such wonderful fun, England cricket, isn't is," said EIF News & Features' chortling sports editor, Thelonious Adidas.

"Just last summer, everyone was saying this team could be number one for years to come. Oh please... stop it, it hurts!

"Did you seem them against a couple of spinners? Did you? Rabbits caught in the headlights. Hilarious!

"Still, it's good to see that everything's back as it should be - an England team gets good or wins something then promptly goes all rubbish. Thanks England, such larks!"

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