Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra.
The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came about because of his lack of understanding of the language.
The word 'negro' is commonly used in a non-offensive way in Uruguay but despite arriving in Europe in 2006, Suarez claims he was not aware of its meaning in English.
A friend told the spoof "Luis will now concentrate on abusing players with well known English terms, like circle-jerker, arse-bandit and jelly sucker. That's just the tip of the iceberg really. He's started taking extra English lessons from John Terry and Joey Barton, by the end of the season with two pro's like John and Joey on his inner circle he's bound to be completely fluent".