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Monday, 30 January 2012

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Cristiano Ronaldo - What a winker!

The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game.

A highly volatile match came to life when a downpour of rain made the centre circle unplayable.

Match reporter for television John Mostyn told the spoof "Ronaldo is rumoured to have said to Messi 'Your witchdoctor brought the rain to save you from defeat' Messi retaliated by pointing at Ronaldo viciously, and before you could say "I'm so sorry he's from Barcelona" the two of them were at it hammer and tongs mud-wrestling in the centre circle.

To make things worse Jose Mourinhio was sent to the stands in the first half, but seen entering the dressing room at half-time in a linen basket.

Football fan Rob Kelly, landlord of the York Bell said "I love el Classico but the mud wrestling was unexpected bonus. The cream on the cake, I hope they will be doing it every week.

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