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Thursday, 19 January 2012

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Sex for sale at the World Cup - hopefully

Beer and sex must be sold at all venues hosting matches in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, football's world governing body, Fifa, has insisted.

Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said the right to sell beer and sex must be enshrined in a World Cup law the Brazilian Congress is considering.

Alcoholic drinks are currently banned at Brazilian stadiums and the country's health minister has urged Congress to maintain the ban in the new law.

Brewer Budweiser is a big Fifa sponsor.
Mr Valcke is visiting Brazil to press for progress on the much-delayed World Cup law.

Lifelong football fan Martin Shuttlecock told the spoof "It's not just about football - if i travel half way round the world to follow my team i also like to sample the local delicacy - particularly the food and girls".

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