Written by Olstix
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Topics: Vince McMahon

Thursday, 16 February 2006

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It's all about the Game....

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced that Triple H will win the Road to WrestleMania tournament this coming Monday on Raw. And the reason, no one can be WWE Champion except his son-in-law. For the past few years, Triple H has headlined many WrestleMania's against Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels, Batista, Booker T and The Rock. And 'no Raw superstar is big enough to carry the company' says Vince.

So, this year expect another dose of Triple H in the main event, possibly taking back 'his' title. Not even John Cena will be big enough to battle successfully for the Crown of Raw.

Once again, the superstars of Raw and their talents are overshadowed by the superstar who ****s the bosses daughter, and.... got her pregnant. No Rob Van Dam, Big Show, Edge or Kane in the main event for another year.

Here is what Triple H had to say about his spot in the company and his constant involvement of the main event at WrestleMania:

"I am the Game-uh. I am better that everyone in the locker room. I'm gonna pin Cena in the middle of the ring-uh. No one can have my title, I am a control freak-uh. I'll always control this company and be in the main event-uh. 'Cos once Vince is six-feet under-uh, I will be the whole dam company-uh."

Triple H then proceeded to spit water and walk down the corridor, lead by his huge nose (You would have thought with all the money he, he'd get it fixed).

Other matches on the card for WrestleMania:

Hulk Hogan vs. Any superstar from Raw or SmackDown, cos he'll win with the legdrop and get a huge pay off anyway.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Coach in a "If I don't win, I'll leave the company for a few months" Match

Mickie James vs. Lita in a Battle of the worst actresses

Goldust vs. Eugene vs. Viscera vs. The Boogeyman vs. Kane vs. Snitsky in a Freaks Battle Royal

Rob Van Dam vs. Any jobber in a wasted talent match

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