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Monday, 16 January 2012

Following the Green Bay Packers' stunning playoff loss yesterday to the New York Giants, a wholly irrational panic has enveloped the entire state of Wisconsin.

A mildly scientific survey of Oshkosh residents Sid and Doris Bonkers revealed that 100% of the Bonkers believe that Mike McCarthy, Ted Thompson, Mark Murphy - indeed everyone whose surname begins with the same letter as their forename so throw in ancient wide receiver Donald Driver too - should be sacked.

One or other of the Bonkers added that crappy QB Aaron Rodgers should immediately be traded to the Oakland Raiders and much loved veteran Brett Favre should return as quarterback, offensive co-ordinator and sexual misconduct guru.

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