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Sunday, 15 January 2012

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Start saving for the Arsenal tour of Nigeria!

As Arsenal Football Club announced they were planning to go on a pre-season tour of Nigeria, Ollyjonjo Banjo marketing manager for Arsenalticketsinnigeria.web made a separate press release saying all tickets for the tour will be sold by email. Ollyjonjo will send emails to all fans of Arsenal, in fact every man woman child and animal in England regardless of which team they support - and fans in return can send money by paypal and western union to ollyjonjos address.


Mr Banjo went on to explain that fans should not be worried or confused if, after making payment, they receive a second email request for money, as this is 'totally normal procedure, for admin costs, and it is definitely not a scam of any kind.'

When asked why the website was not opening, Mr Banjo said "no no no, don't be worrying about small things like the website visiting - it is under construction. Send the money anyway in reply to my email- quickly - as matches are expected to sell out very very very fastly."

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