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Monday, 13 February 2006

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" Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights." confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE.

Vince then tells us that Raw will be moved to Thursday nights. He then goes on to say that he bet U.S.A that they could get a 5.0 rating on Thursday nights.

When asked about wanting a divorce with his wife Linda McMahon he said "I believe in change and I believe that I want a divorce with Linda so I can be gay with former WWE superstar Kanyon."

After hearing Mr. McMahon, Triple H confessed of being Bi sexual and he also stated that he is getting a divorce from Stephanie McMahon so that he can express his feelings towards Vince's son Shane McMahon.

The newly gay couple stated that live on Thursday Night Raw they will the new gay world title and a new gay division of wrestlers. The new division of gay wrestlers will kind of be like the junior division wrestlers on SMACKDOWN! But the new gay division is expected to be bigger, more feminine and a lot less hitting. He then proudly announced that will have a 15 man over the top rope battle royal for the Gay World Title. There are even talks of renaming Raw to Thursday night gay wrestling. Vince even says if that is a success that he will even have a wrestling show to replace Raw.

The chairman of the WWE and Kanyon both said they are recruiting gay wrestlers from all over including superstars in TNA and Ring of Honor.

The matches scheduled for raw on Thursday night include
1. Viscera vs. Valvenis in a first to smack the butt match
2. Mickie James and Lyndia Elleriby vs Trish and Lita in a first to take their shirt off match
3. Vince vs. Triple h in a dirty boy takes it all match
4. 15 man over the top rope for the newly named Gay WWE title

Vince also said that he is going to have celebrities live on Raw on Thursday night. These celebrities include Elton John performing Rocket man and Michael Jackson making a live appearance. At this point it is not known what Michael is expected to do.

The newly added diva to the WWE raw roster Mickie James has mysteriously gotten an unknown raise in salary from Vince. "I was always made fun of for being a lesbian but now I guess it is coming in handy." says Mickie James.

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