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Friday, 13 January 2012

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Tim Tebow gave the game ball from the Broncos victory over the Steelers to Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper.

DENVER - One of the most popular quarterbacks in the NFL Tim Tebow has stated that he is just thankful to be lucky enough to be a member of professional football.

The Denver Broncos quarterback, who wears number 15, has become a sports hero as he has helped his team make it into the NFL playoffs.

Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine wrote that he has not seen the enthusiasm for the game of football stronger than when he watches Tim Tebow who is a quarterback but who can instantly turn into a 240 pound fullback.

Brisket said that the young Broncos quarterback is always in a great mood, never trash talks, never says an unkind word about anyone, and never eats anything that contains trans fats.

The STM reporter added that it is such a welcome relief from the likes of NFL dirty players who give the game a bad name like Detroit's Ndamukong Suh who is alleged to have bit off one of the cleats of an opposing quarterbacks football shoes.

Another cheap shot player is Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison who reportedly threatened to hit an opposing cheerleader with the lid of a Gatorade container.

And one of the worst of the dirty NFLers is Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan who allegedly took a hot dog wiener that he had hidden in his helmet and tried to shove it up the nose of an opposing punter.

Brisket added that cheap shot players like Suh, Harrison, and Finnegan are only trying to make up in unsportsmanlike play for what they lack in talent.

Finnegan has actually said that he not only wants to be the dirtiest player in football but that he wants to be the dirtiest player in all of sports and that includes basketball, baseball, hockey, rugby, golf, and bullfighting.

Tim Tebow, on the other hand is the type of professional athlete that every American mom and dad would like for their son to grow up idolizing.

Tebow's popularity is not only confined to the United States it transcends borders as evident by the fact that the very first baby born in Dublin, Ireland this year was named Owen Shannon Tebow Cassidy.

And the first baby born in Mashava, Zimbabwe was named Mugamu Tebow Mutunga.

When Brisket informed Tim that the sales of John 3:16 bumper stickers had skyrocketed 700 percent because of him he quickly got down on one knee and Tebowed.

FOOTNOTE: The Hasbro Toy Company has reported that it's Tim Tebow Bobblehead Doll is the most popular selling bobblehead doll in all of sports currently outselling Kobe Bryant's by 77 to 1.

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