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Saturday, 17 December 2011

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Kobe Bryant shown at the age of two with his nanny Tallulah "Tatas" Tatafellini.

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Lakers Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian, stars of the cable network show Lamar & Khloe are not the only basketball couple whose day-to-day exploits America gets to see.

Word out of Tinsel Town is that Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant and his beautiful wife Vanessa have just been signed to star in their very own reality show called Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A..

The show's original name, which was Kobe & Vanessa Doing El Lay, was suggested by Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight.

But Vanessa Bryant, who has known Pico de Gallo since before she even met her present husband, felt that the name may appear to be too sexually suggestive to some of the viewers in some of the Midwest states like Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, and Nebraska.

De Gallo pointed out that when "Nessa" was right out of high school she had tried out to be a Laker's Girl but she was eliminated in the quarterfinals due to a pom pom malfunction.

She turned to acting and got bit parts in commercials for Burger Bandit; The Pompous Pizza Parlor; Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant; and Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.

The producer and director of Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A. is the award winning reality show guru Chipley "The Chipster" Flusterfelt.

He pointed out that the first episode has already been filmed and it included several very interesting, nail-biting parts like when Vanessa had to remind Kobe exactly why it is that she does not want to vacation in Colorado.

Flusterfelt, who is distantly related to Charlie Sheen, has also produced and directed reality shows such as The Tamale Wars, Pole Dancing Is Not Really A Sport, and The Space Cadet World of Kelli Pickler.

Pico de Gallo pointed out that 'Kobe & Vanessa Doing L.A.' will be sponsored in part by the NBA, Jose Cuervo Tequila, and Sacajawea Brand Pantiliners.

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