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Thursday, 15 December 2011

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The sexy Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, one of Derek Jeter's many 'One Night Stands.'

NEW YORK CITY - One thing for sure New York Yankees superstar and multi-millionaire Derek Jeter, 37, will never ever go broke.

One of the pin stripe heroes overnight girlfriends identified as Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, 26, informed Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that old number 2 is certainly one of the most paranoid and cheapest players she has ever vavavoomed with.

Miss Rosenbeaver stated that she is not ashamed to say that she is a sports groupie. She confided to Miss Chipotle that she has done the horizontal hula not only with professional baseball players but with members of the NFL and NBA as well.

When asked if she had participated in any thumpin & bumpin with professional hockey players she replied that she had but that she prefers to concentrate on the three most popular sports.

Rosenbeaver pointed out that out of all the sports players the ones that are the most generous are the basketball players. She said that they love to flash their wads of cash and are only too eager to spend their money on sexy, sensuously erotic, young women.

She also noted that football players although not as generous with their money as their basketball counterparts do not mind handing out gift certificates to stores like Macy's, Bloomingdale's, or Home Depot.

When Chipotle asked her what she had received from the Yankee's shortstop Derek Jeter, she started laughing.

She took a sip from her bottle of Corona Light, and said that the next morning, as she was walking out of Jeter's Trump Tower apartment after their mattress merriment session, the Yankee slugger handed her an autographed baseball, a Yankees cap, and a box of Cracker Jack.

Carolina Chipotle tried to contact Derek Jeter and ask him about his so-called parting gifts. He did not return the call.

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