A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again this week by Giants coach Tom Coughlin.
For the Dallas cowboys there will be no stripper jumping out of the cake to celebrate their anointment into post season play, just a stale cake with melted icing and Roseanne Barr jumping out of it. This does not bode well for the rest of the NFL fans as all of them wanted to see a Tony Romo meltdown in the first round of the playoffs a round that the vaunted Tony Romo has no clue how to get out of.
With a chance to put the game against the New York Giants away, Tony Romo overthrew a wide open Miles Austin who could have done cartwheels into the end zone if only Tony Romo had hit him. Apparently, Tony Romo decided to show his post season form a bit early.
This whole fiasco has destroyed the hopes and dreams of the majority of NFL fans who live each year just to watch the vaunted Tony Romo completely fuck up in the post season.
"We're not out of it" proclaimed Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. "We can still make it. We're just going to have be the David against Goliath except for the fact that were not named David and we don't have a sling shot".
"But we do have Tony Romo, which when I think about it, may not be such a good idea".
"Is Dan Marino still available? How about Norm Van Brocklin? Is Jonhnny Unitas still alive?"
"Geez it seems like yesterday when I was taking credit for the team the Jimmy Johnson put together".
"Are you sure that Johnny Unitas is not alive?'
"Hey don't get me wrong, I have all the faith in the world in Tony Romo as long as he in the church choir".
"Hell, if I buy the Texans right now and move them to Dallas and call them the Cowboys we will be in the playoffs, right?"
"This whole thing has gotten me so made that I want to go out and buy Canada and put space heaters all over the country. Talk about killing the flannel shirt industry. Better yet, I won't have to listen to those boring beer laden ice fishing stories. Hell, I will live to hear them say Eh! Eh! Eh! Crash!!! Right threw the ice. Let me see them play hockey now!
I hate hockey".
This whole thing really sucks".