Written by MonkeyInTheBath
Print this

Monday, 5 December 2011

image for Socrates dies at the age of 57
Football or philosophy? It's a mug's game.

Socrates, the footballer and philosopher, has died at the tender age of 57. He had the honour of playing for his native Brazil country 60 times, as well as being one of the founders of Western philosophy in his native Greece.

Born in Athens in 469 BC, he signed up to play for Corinthians FC in 1978. Little is known of his early life other than what is known through his fellow players such as Pele, and his student Plato whom he taught at the Academy.

Later on in his career, his outspoken views caused him to be cast as a "trouble-maker" by the Athenian government. He also captained Brazil at the 1982 World Cup in Spain.

Socrates died in a hospital in Sao Paolo, after being ordered to take hemlock for his heretical beliefs. However, he will long be remembered for his insightful philosophical dialogues, his sophisticated irony, and his pinpoint passing skills.

Make MonkeyInTheBath's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 4?

4 20 9 6
70 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more