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Thursday, 1 December 2011

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Fan tries out the Gary Speed sofa prior to installation

It was announced today by Master Bates, Chairman of Leeds United, that Elland Road will be naming an East Stand suite in the memory of footballer Gary Speed.

Although a very difficult word for the average professional footballer to overcome - questions like is it spelt "sui" or "siu" or is is a "sweet" made by Swizzels Matlow - former colleagues of the footballer were said to be delighted with the announcement, even though they will undoubtedly have trouble spelling "delighted".

Master Bates went on to reveal that the new suite will be a special three-piece deal at £499, sale price this weekend and the year's other 51 weekends only, from DFS.

It is thought the suite will be delivered in time for this weekend's hordes of fans to either copulate or throw up on.

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