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Friday, 18 November 2011

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Giovanni Trapattoni stated recently "I'm Not God", although Republic Of Ireland are doing pretty well at the moment, qualifying for Euro 2012.

When asked if Trapattoni was almighty and all that, 3 out of 4 of the potential squad for the Euros said: "He certainly is, ma laddy."

The other one said: "Feck it, I'm meant to say yeah as I'll get picked for the squad, but there's only 4 of us in it. He's told me to tell the press he is, but I'll get picked anyway.

"2 of 4 of these players weren't even Irish, their grandparents were. Anyway, all 4 of their players in the squad are playing feckin' grand."

Capello claims he is though, and that Jack Rodwell is the chosen one. Even though he messed up 3 clear chances in the Sweden game.

I don't know if Capello knows the word "sitter" in English, but if he has any sense, he must do after that first half *AHEM, PHIL JONES*. Can"t be too negative though, England won and carry on their unbeaten run of a while.

A any chance of a match-up between the 3 lions and the 4 lone leprechauns?

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