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Monday, 14 November 2011

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Many Colts fans think veteran Kerry Collins couldn't do any worse, even with all the lifetime interceptions he's thrown

INDIANAPOLIS, In.--After dropping to a league-worst 0-10 after a 17-3 loss to Jacksonville this weekend, the Peyton-less Colts are showing themselves to be serious contenders with the 2008 Detroit Lions for the worst team in NFL history.

This said, however, the Colts are showing amazing consistency for such a sorry team. They are 0-5 in home games and have the exact same record for away games. The Colts are 0-3 in AFC South and they're 0-7 versus teams in the AFC. Non-conference games prove to be just as difficult as they are 0-3 in these match-ups.

Finally, the Colts went 0-5 in their first give games of the season, the exact same record against their opponents in the next five games.

The Colts are guaranteed, however, to walk away next week without a loss as they have a bye week.

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