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Thursday, 10 November 2011

England training will be a little unusual this week as head coach Capello wants them to play a five-a-side mini-tournament against dwarfs!

He's called in four five-a-side dwarf teams to make it an eight team tournament. It's thought the defence will be one team, midfield another, and strikers a third. Additionally, a fourth team of players who are in the squad (but are a bit rubbish) will be brought in to make up the numbers.

Shaun Wright Philips of QPR said, "To not get a call up is bad enough but then to find out the training routine is even worse! The problem is I don't know which team I'd be put on as I'm often taken for a dwarf,"

"They will bite at there ankles which will help there skill," Capello said about his England team, "Maybe Snow White will come along to!"

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