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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Queens Park Rangers Football club may be moving to Heathrow airport if plans go ahead. The airport authority plan to sell off some land at the airport and the club is said to be very interested in buying the land.

CEO Philip Beard said, "We will hopefully be playing in Europe in the next couple of years so it will be easy to get away. The transport links are already there so I don't see any reason why not,"

"Least my scouts won't loose any trailists and they can't claim on expenses as they can walk!" Neil Warnock said. When asked about the noise of the aircraft he replied, "All I ever here is our own fans anyway as I never hear the away fans. Oh think of the airmiles!"

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