John Terry came forward today to make an apologetic statement regarding the race row that has torn football apart.
"I am deeply sorry, for the upset I have caused over the alleged racial comments I might, or might not have made. My conduct has caused many arguments and rows, even leading to Big Harry R having a connery, and me auntie having the jip.
"I want to state, without exception, that I in no way endorse any racially motivated language or conduct on or off the pitch.
"I am a sportsman and a footballer who prides himself on working hard to maintain a clean record at all times."
Asked if his agent had anything to say; Terry replied.
"What's it got to do with that fukin hook nosed J*w boy?"
John Terry will be playing for England.