After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off.
With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge.
To add insult to injury, after booty grinding Romo into a temporary coma around the 47-yard line, the Techno Viking removed his mask revealing his true identity to the world none other than one Michael Vick.
Coming out of his coma, Romo said, "I thought I had a shot and beating the Techno Viking, but he dub stepped his way to victory."
Romo still does not know the true identity of the Techno Viking or how to win a game.