Written by Knackle
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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off.

With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge.

To add insult to injury, after booty grinding Romo into a temporary coma around the 47-yard line, the Techno Viking removed his mask revealing his true identity to the world none other than one Michael Vick.

Coming out of his coma, Romo said, "I thought I had a shot and beating the Techno Viking, but he dub stepped his way to victory."

Romo still does not know the true identity of the Techno Viking or how to win a game.

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