Undead United 94 Zombie FC 0 - Spoof sports reporter, SKOOB1999, managed to speak to United Manager, Davey Locker, before he went back into the freezer.
SKOOB: "You have won by a comfortable margin, was it your tactics"?
Locker: "No, every time one the Zombies kicked the ball, thier legs fell off. We had to watch out for the ankle biting, but the ref put paid to thier antics".
SKOOB: "Would you say you had the advantage then"?
Locker: "How many no legged football teams have you seen win a game"?
SKOOB: "Thank you, Davey Locker, Manager, all round good sportsman and a real gent, can you stop drooling on me please!"