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Saturday, 29 October 2011

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Zombie FC player sent off for biting

Undead United 94 Zombie FC 0 - Spoof sports reporter, SKOOB1999, managed to speak to United Manager, Davey Locker, before he went back into the freezer.

SKOOB: "You have won by a comfortable margin, was it your tactics"?

Locker: "No, every time one the Zombies kicked the ball, thier legs fell off. We had to watch out for the ankle biting, but the ref put paid to thier antics".

SKOOB: "Would you say you had the advantage then"?

Locker: "How many no legged football teams have you seen win a game"?

SKOOB: "Thank you, Davey Locker, Manager, all round good sportsman and a real gent, can you stop drooling on me please!"

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