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Monday, 24 October 2011

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JT calling Nietzsche a wanker at Loftus Road.

Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday.

Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzsche is a wanker" to QPR defender Anton Ferdinand.

But Terry has denied the charge: "I am disappointed that people have accused me of making an intellectual slur. I am the proud captain of one of the most internationally diverse collection of moronic nobheads and overpaid half wits in the Premier League and i absolutely believe that there is no place for intelligent comments in sport and indeed in any walk of life."

The alleged comment led to heated exchanges in the tunnel after the excellent referee Chris Foy blew the final whistle.

"The banter got a bit academic in there when Joey Barton and Sean Derry challenged John Terry and Fat Frank Lampard to an IQ test" said Bert Einstein from East Acton.

Chelsea spokesperson Roman Fukov has defended the Blues' skipper.

"JT is not and has never been an intellectual and Chelsea Football Club will not tolerate any intelligent comments from any of their players or fans" said Fukov.

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