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Thursday, 13 October 2011

Queens Park Rangers Manager Neil Warnock is set to sign ex Liverpool and Blackburn winger El-Hadji Diouf within days. The Senagal international who is currently without a club and working as an escort in a gay bar can't wait to sign.

"I was wrong about Mr Warnock and for that I'm truly sorry. I can't wait to meet my new team mates. People and fans have called me a rat and I can be but let's see what happens," Diouf said.

"I have a special top for him at training, its one with target like a bullseye on the back. Jamie Mackie asked if he could be his training partner, that's what I like to see is players not afraid to get stuck in," Warnock announced.

Current Blackburn boss Steve Kean is quoted as saying, "Diouf is shit that's why I let him go. But if he's signing for QPR at least I know there's a job going at the gay bar as I'll lose mine on Saturday,"

Bookies are giving different odds on the injuries Diouf will get and that's before a game has been played.

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