Written by Terry Firmer
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Thursday, 29 September 2011

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Snooker loopy (ginger) nuts are we...

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger.

The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins was permanently bonkers. So I visited my local hairdresser 'Romford Rollers' who suggested I went orange'.

'I wasn't keen as my favourite colour was pink although sometimes I fancied the brown back then but was persuaded to try something new. And the rest as they say is Snooker'.

Fellow pub-sporter Jimmy 'Whirlwind' White was blown away by the news stating 'I'm gobsmacked'.

The Snooker governing body, Balls (Billiards and Leisure Like Snooker) is investigating the claims amid a possible breach of rule 6.17 which states 'impersonating gingers aint on. Fo' schizzel.'

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