After Carlos Tevez refused to play for City last night in the Champions league defeat against Bayern Munich, Sir Alex Ferguson popped over to City and bought him back.
City were glad to get rid of the Enfant Terriblé and United certainly need a "Pitbull" like Tevez after nearly getting stuffed by a team of "Swiss Rolls" last night.
City agreed to sell Tevez to United for a box of lollipops, licorice all-sorts, jammy dodgers and dummies all meant for their spoilt players to suck on while they're left steaming on the bench (at least that will keep their lips stuck together).
Sir Alex is delighted at the deal and met Carlos and his missus at the local, very exclusive golf course to discuss his wages. Carlos was last scene with his missus humping his golf clubs and a massive pay cheque in his hand (he couldn't carry his clubs because the cheque was too heavy).
Unfortunately he couldn't play golf because the course had been taken over by very despondent Man Utd players and their boss in a last ditch attempt to learn how to successfully plug holes in their defence as big as those in Swiss cheese by stuffing golf balls in them.