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Thursday, 22 September 2011

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Owen Hargreaves is back and not just feeling blue, he's very "light blue" and England "kneed" him too!

Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City.

Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more so they shipped him out on a lazarett bed and put him out to graze. Owen was a different opinion and stuck his fitness films on You tube and City felt they could "kneed" him eventually.

He's back, played 57 minutes yesterday and even scored a goal. In a couple of weeks he could be back to full fitness and man does England "kneed" someone of his calibre buzzing up and down the wings.

All English footy fans are hoping that Owen regains his fitness, City fans also because they "kneed" him to score the winning goal against United when the derby comes around just like Denis The Menace did many years ago.

In fact it's like a fairy story come true for Owen and maybe he can be joined by that other United croc, Michale Owen, in the England team for next year, who knows!

Owen and Owen; ENGLAND "KNEEDS" YOU!

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