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Monday, 19 September 2011

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Ball in goal is the objective, but not at Old Trafford yesterday!

The Premier league game between Man Utd and Chelsea was absolutely flabbergasting as both teams put on an astonishing performance in how to miss 100% chances.

TV fans and fans lucky enough to have witnessed this crazy game live saw both sets of players acting as if they both didn't want to win the match. And both managers admitted, "it was agony!"

Rooney, Ramires, Berbatov, Chicharito, all managed to miss the target so many times it seemed as if a Chinese betting syndicate had put their money on Arsenal winning for once, but luckily their dastardly plan backfired. Nani and the young United guns put an end to all speculation that the game was fixed.

The most credits for "misser of the century" went to 50 million blockhead, Torres, who claimed he slipped on a worms' head whilst missing an open goal as big as the Mersey tunnel. Rooney claimed it was the same worm and the same tunnel!

All in all it was a fab spectacle and Sir Alex in his after match interview said, "even the Chicago Bulls couldn't have done better!" What an insult to Michael "Air" Jordan!

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