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Sunday, 18 September 2011

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Embarrassed Dallas Cowgirl Fan Prior to Kickoff with 69ers!

Dallas Cowboy's Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL's Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday's game against the SFO 69ers!

Romo's "T" level has been called into question after last week's debacle not only by fans, but by other NFL athletes and more importantly by Team Owner Jerry "Snake Oil" Jones, 93.

Said a disgruntled Dallas Cowboy fan, " the guy's been playing like a pussy, and his admission about the panties in his crack distracting him is a bunch of cow pucky....
it's time to man up....but those "T" shots...I don't know about that...ain't that kinda like getting a breast reduction when you find out you're a lesbian... or somethin??"

Even owner Jones was questioning what's going on in the gender department of "Mr. Franchise."

Said Jones, "last week was a nightmare...the first half he and the team played like Ray Lewis, in the second half the defense played like Ray Charles, and Toni (sic) played like the Raylettes....what's up with that S***T?"

Said an ESPN announcer on the pre game show, 'this sure ain't goin' to prove anything one way or the other. With the SFO 69's in town, I'd be nervous bending over too expecting a quick poke up me arse!"

Said SFO 69er linebacker Lionel "Bubba" Johnson, "tell Toni (sic) to bendover for me...I think I love him!"

Fantasy football game player and fan Sepp Blatter says he's given up on Romo.
"The best place for him now is with us in the English Soccer League (UK Football) with all the rest of our lads in them short pants...he's sure a better fit over here with those 'happy feet' of his/ He'll no doubt be a big hit, possibly even in a gay way, and I'm not sayin' this because I was paid to say it, just sayin...no crime in that, innit?"

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews is said to be sharing her dressing room and make up artist with Toni(sic) before game time and will have more on the this breaking story as she gets it.

Stay tuned for EXCLUSIVE shots from the Key Hole Cam!!! Toni (sic) Romo NUDE!!

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