Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 9 May 2017
Human Ken Trashes Human Barbie
"She's all fake implants and extensions," said Human Ken as he received steroid and Botox injections.
Christopher Hitchens Drinks Satan Under the Table, Attempts Daring Escape from Hell.
Deceased author and columnist Christopher Hitchens attempts a daring escape from hell but is tackled by Satan's right hand man Johnny Cochran.
Protest Volunteers Growing Weary Over Never Ending Schedule, Demand at Least Weed Money From George Soros
Volunteers for George Soros' anti-conservative Protest Alliance group are starting to get a little dismayed at the lack of support they're getting from the top.