Spoof news snippets from Sunday 7 May 2017
Slogan Rethink As General Election Campaign Begins In Earnest
Political parties have been forced to urgently revise their election strategies on discovery that all but one party leader had chosen the same vote-winning slogan: 'I'm Not Jeremy Corbyn'.
France bans skinny models!
Rich and famous people attending Parisian fashion shows can now remove their earplugs! Because the sound of strutting, Rolling Bones rattling catwalks has been banned!