Spoof news snippets from Friday 26 May 2017
Donald Trump Voted 'Least Likely To Succeed' At NATO Meeting
In 2017 Yearbook of attendees Trump was first unanimous winner in that category. It's believed he voted without bothering to read ballot. France's Marcon and Germany's Merkel awarded 'Cutest Couple'
Trump Thinks Ben Franklin Was A President
The phrase is Dead Presidents and he's the only one I ever see except Presidents Jackson & Hamilton.
Trump Pushes God Out of the Way to Get to the Pope
God was silent. He just pulled a red notebook out of his back pocket and made a few notations.
Melania Trump Pulls Out Knife When Donald Tries to Hold Her Hand
Everyone within hearing range heard her say, "Do it again and I'll cut you!"