Spoof news snippets from Saturday 20 May 2017
No fun being a burger bun on the buses!
UK buses are banning burgers and their owners from boarding! Obese munching burger people take up too many seats and skinnies are being squeezed on to bikes! Terrible for the economy!
Roger Ailes Arrives in Hell
"You're here for starting a polarizing fake news station AND the sexual harassment" spoke Satan.
Anthony's Weiner Gets Him in Trouble Again
Hopefully, 2 to 3 years imprisoned with other sex offenders will make him think about it next time.