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Fake Napoleon Scourge Threatens Isle of Wight

House & Home
with Aunty Jean

Now is the time to be protecting your garden against Dingoes, Wombats and Aborigines on walkabout. A good shotgun works for me. It keeps Jehova's Witnesses at bay too.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Planet Jupiter "Really a Hydrogen Balloon full of Dead Geese", Claims Procurator Fiscal

The Two David Livingstones are relishing their new semi at Burwash. "The lounge is especially lovely now we have our papier-mache bust of Hereward The Wake on the coffe table", they enthused, yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Buckingham Palace Car Boot Sale Ruined By Commanche Raid

Gravesend Police are hunting the gang who stole urine samples from their laboratory. "Somebody is taking the piss", said a spokesperson, yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Nude Eskimo Couple Refused Entry at Ascot

Local News Update

Twelve more papier-mache busts of Hereward The Wake have appeared at Chichester pub The Running Sore. "We are up to our eyes with these busts", said landlord Colin Drab, yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Charcoal Stains Ruined My Life Claims Towcester Scullion

Local News

Another six papier-mache busts of Hereward The Wake have turned up at Chichester pub The Running Sore. "I'm at my wit's end with all these busts", claimed landlord Colin Drab, yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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More Bad Weather Forecasts Forecast

A papier-mâché bust of Hereward The Wake has gone missing from a Horsham chicken-processing plant.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Bilge Pump Failure Blamed On Wasp

Among the newly-discovered unpublished Sherlock Holmes stories are The Adventure of the Crouching Bishop, The Pummelled Fop and The Adventure of the Yodelling Dwarves.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Suet Puddings Are The New Desuetude

A charcoal drawing of Winnie Mandela playing leapfrog with Lulu while Saki constructs a papier-mache bust of Hereward the Wake on Saltcoats Pier has been stolen from Jim Dale's pornography collection.

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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Apartheid Still Active In Broadstairs Claims Disgraced Clown

The Two David Livingstones have moved into a new semi-detached at Cuckfield. "We had had enough of Hurstpierpoint, said David Livingstone, yesterday. "It was the catcalling drove us away from there."

written by Erskin Quint, 09 March 2017
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