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Komodo Dragon Scourge Threatens Heckmondwike

Charles "Turnip" Townshend is a big fan of blues music. "After a hard day in my turnip fields, I like to kick back with some early John Lee Hooker or Skip James", he said yesterday.

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Kim Jong Un Mourns Brother's Death by Having a Parade

Kim has been so upset he has cut time with the Comfort Squad to two hours, 55 minutes, from 3 hours.

written by Al N., 07 March 2017
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Now Is The Winter Sale of Our Discount Tents

Dorking inventor Gideon Bable's latest creations include a bevelled aluminium mirror for older cats, a set of mollusc drills in universal sizes , and a rubber bathroom.

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Butler's Clothes-Horse Nightmare

"Sometimes I get lonely and want a man", says Billericay eel-strangler Gladys Stencil, "but as soon as I stand in front of a kettle of writhing eels, I'm cheery enough again."

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Clement Freud Used To Salivate When I Showed Him My Kumquats, Claims Pwllheli Transvestite

The missing 3000-piece jigsaw of Lord Nelson and Lady Hamilton Strolling on Saltcoats Pier may not in fact exist, claims Ardrossan pet-shop owner Jonty McStoater. "I've nivver seen it", he said.

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Valerie Singleton's Oboe Hell

It was in 1864 that Tesco Van Morrison, the Corsican explorer, crossed the Salt Mountains of the Upumboola Hinterland, and met the Crouching Omelette-Eaters of Wahabilli, who still worship Napoleon.

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Tin Man "Based on Hitler's Dentist" Claims Salmesbury Gobshite

"I died in 1851", says Prince Ferdinand Georg August of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, "but I still think that Rolf Harris is a genuine nonce. Now yon Jimmy Savile were different, a real man's man."

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Devil-Worshippers Boiled My Canary

Alone Among the Blood-Gargling Mgungu Headhunters is one of the late travel-writer Sidney Yardbrushe's most remarkable books, perhaps second only to A Weekend in Oswaldtwistle.

written by Erskin Quint, 07 March 2017
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Red light districts take on new meaning in Australia!

Traffic lights in Australia have now been liberated and tiny female figures will appear with their male colleagues! Transvestites and transgenders are over the moon, especially when they turn red!

written by Jaggedone, 07 March 2017
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