Spoof news snippets from Saturday 4 March 2017
Trump Joins What He Calls Scamatology to, As He Says, "Infiltrate Them And See Where They Get Their Money"
Trump has just signed an executive order requiring everyone to join Scamatology to make a Clear USA.
News outlets adopt AOL DIAL UP sounds as Pence theme
Mike Pence,US VP, found to have used AOL email in office
during term as governor of Indiana. News outlets have adopted AOL dial up sounds as new theme song for all Trump/Pence related stories.