Spoof news snippets from Saturday 25 March 2017
Freedom Caucus Members Seek Asylum with Marie LaPen
After scuttling Trump's O-Care replacement plan,Freedom Caucus-ers fled to France,pleading to be taken in at LaPen's ultra-Right,Non-Tous-Le-Temps commune.Trump sent ex-seal Marcus Lutrell in pursuit.
Ivanka Trump Has Office in the White House
All press communiques will now go out with the label, "Brought to you courtesy of Ivanka Collection"