Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 22 March 2017
Trump Claims He is Helping Elderly People by Cutting Meals on Wheels
"Ivanka read to me that America is too obese. So I am helping to make old people eat less" he said.
Trump Adds to His Threat Regarding How Republicans Who Vote Against Repealing Obamacare Will Lose Their Seats
He has now added that everyone who votes against him will be taken off his Trump Steak Xmas List.