Spoof news snippets from Monday 13 March 2017
Kellyanne Conway Applys To Be Spoof Writer
When asked about her qualifications she said, "I don't need any evidence, I have alternative facts..."
LED's punch these lights out!
LED streetlamps cause insomnia! Yes, especially if humans forget to close their curtains, pull the blinds down, or sleep outdoors! Mind you sex under LED lamps aint bad!
Secret Service Catch Man Who Scaled White House Fence
Since he was covered in dirt, it took them a minute to realize the intruder was Rudy Giuliani.
Bill Cosby's Lawyers Won't Go Out for a Drink with Him
The excuse of "We have to work late on your case" is getting old.