Spoof news snippets from Friday 9 June 2017
Science Doesn't Have Enough Experience to Predict Global Warming Says Trump
"Superstition has been around much longer and has been doing a great job for centuries" said Trump."
Eric Trump Says Democrats Are "Not Real People"
"If they were real people, they would know, stealing from children's cancer charities is expected!"
Teresa May is currently in talks with Channel Four about a presenting gig on The Great British Bake Off. She wants to give a strong and stable foundation to the show's soggy bottom.
No, anyone but Boris
Boris Johnson was early seen on a zip-wire, heading into an open window at Buckingham Palace, to put his own ideas about a new government to the Queen.