Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 4 July 2017
Scottish Man Misses Cat
Angus McFarland told his girlfriend he hated her fluffy cat from day one... but now admits he actually does miss Mr. Muggles-a little bit. And he swears he never saw him sleeping in the driveway.
Trump Refutes 'The Wheel'
After trashing free-speech and the planet's need for oxygen, Trump says he's not so sure that the wheel was such a great idea. 'And what's the big friggin' deal about fire, huh?' he also snorted.