Spoof news snippets from Sunday 23 July 2017
Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green
"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
Brit boozing, binge drinking UK birds die earlier!
Scientists discovered that Brit female binge drinkers die earlier than their European counterparts, WHY? Easy; UK booze due to Brexit will now become 35% more expensive! That's enough to kill anybody!