Spoof news snippets from Monday 9 January 2017
KK robbed at gunpoint in Paris!
KK (name changed for legal reasons) was robbed of 10 kilos of her favorite jewelry in Paris! She thanked the robbers because now she feels 10 kilos lighter, and sod the money, she has enough!
Honey Boo Boo To Sing At Trump Inauguration
The chubby vixen is planning on singing the national anthem Marylin Monroe style.
Bernie bro and Trump supporter find
they are engaged to same Russian troll