Spoof news snippets from Friday 27 January 2017
Trump takes credit for 1 second in which nobody died on American streets after signing Obamacare executive order
"No one died on any American street for exactly 1 second after I signed an Obamacare executive order and we'll extend more lives for a longer period of time once Trumpcare is implemented," Trump said.
'Forgetful' men and women explain small crowd size at Trump's inauguration
Forgetful supporters of Trump who plainly forgot to attend Trump's inauguration - the forgotten men and women that Trump promises will be forgotten no longer - fully explain why his crowd was so tiny.
Palestinians Approach Putin For U.S. Policy Change
White House Press Room Redecorated
with Alice in Wonderland theme
Small Austrian Town Seeks Part Time Hermit
is swamped with American applicants
Coca Cola banned in France! It causes too many Qui Qui's!
France have banned refills of sugared soft drinks because they make the French "Qui Qui" too much and their sugared "qui qui" is causing sewer rats to become obese!No more fat rats si'l vous plait!
What Happened to The Ancient Potato #3
The Ancient Potato was thought to have been eaten alive by an evil rabbit. Evil rabbits are the Potato species worst enimy. You would think more deaths occur at the next town over, Carrot Central.
About The Ancient Potato #2
The Ancient Potato lives on top of Potanic Hill in The Southern part of Potato-Landia. The Ancient Potato gives valuable information to anyone who seeks her. She was thought to be eaten alive.
The Ancient Potato Is Alive! #1
Miss Van Curly Fried Potato (Known as The Ancient Potato) has been spotted at a top hill in Potanic Forest. She has not been seen for over 450,000 years! Shoot her a letter at TopHillPotatoToday.
Mary Tyler Moore misses year of death by 26 days
Actress Mary Tyler Moore died on January 26, exactly 26 days after the end of the worst year in history when it came to famous people dying. Said a friend, "That's Mary. Always doing her own thing."