Spoof news snippets from Friday 20 January 2017
Obama is Blockaded From Leaving White House
"Don't let Trump in!" and other slogans unprintable were shouted.
Will 1/20 Become the New 4/20?
Due to stress of Trump Inauguration pot use is expected to reach near epidemic proportions. Movement to 'honor' cannabis expected to move to January from April to help cope with new world order.
Circus Elephant to Bring Up Rear of Trump Inauguration Parade
Last of Ringling Brothers pachyderms will lumber down parade route spraying protestors while defecating the streets of D.C. "A fitting image of what's to come," says one Democrat of the GOP icon.