Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 18 January 2017
Harloton, Montana Emerald Kazoo & Spoons Band Drops Out of Trump Inaugural Celebration
With the exodus of the Kazoo & Spoon Band this still leaves Toby Keith & Frontmen of Country-YEEHAA!
Bald Troll Doll Storms White House, Takes Back Orange Hairpiece
A bald troll doll stormed into the White House just moments ago, and took back the wig Donald stole from it years ago. Clapping the wig on its head, the troll exited peacefully but in bad temper.